Tim and Eric are Fucking Ballin' Right Now

That last post got me looking for news on Tim and Eric's most recent endeavors, and I found out from Paste Magazine's website that they are doing some big fucking things. Click that link for more details, but here are some highlights:

• A Tim and Eric movie - which is epic news especially considering the two comedic champions producing it: Will Ferell and Adam McKay
• A new Dr. Steve Brule (John C. Reilly) spin-off show called Check It Out!
• Four contributions to the up coming Funny Or Die HBO series which include collabs with Zach Galifianakis, Will Forte, Bob Odenkirk, and Frank Black??? (Yup, the dude from the Pixies working with Tim and Eric - INSANE)

Needless to say, I'm fucking psyched to see the duo making such big moves, and I can't wait to see how things pan out. If you're still sleeping on Tim and Eric, "....then I don't want to know you."

Ugh-Mazing

Only in America, can statutory rape make you famous.


In case you forgot, Mary Kay Letourneau is that 6th grade teacher who did a 7 1/2 year bit for knockin' boots with one of her students. She even got impregnated by her dark skinned Adonis ( I think he's probably Samoan) - TWICE!! Four years ago the couple sealed the deal with some wedding vows, so old crust-e-box could get "Da Dick" on a regular basis, it had to be pretty good if it was worth 7 1/2 years.

Fast forward to the present: A bar out in Seattle is having their third "Hot For Teacher Night" hosted by none other than Miss Letourneau (47) and DJed by her husband and former student, Vili Fualaau (26).

So you heard it here folks, if you're having trouble getting into the events hosting/DJ industry, a little statutory rape could go along way.

I think even David Lee Roth would go flaccid when this news story plays on the TV at whichever spandex store he's currently fondling his junk in....maybe not.

Heres a link if you want more.