As a goof I went to a dating website and joined. It was a free trial ( I wasn't going to invest anything more than my time for my curiosity) for a 10 day assessment. They guaranteed a match based on my personality and basic info. Mind you, I have no problem in the "dating area" let alone the fact that I'm happily in a relationship and going to get married soon. I just wanted to see what freak I got matched with. The short Bio below is what I posted in the "about me" section and "who im looking for". After posting it, about 2 days later I noticed that I could not log onto the site anymore and had received an email from the site's administration informing me that my profile has been deleted and that I was prohibited from using their services, due to my "crudeness, ignorance and bigotry".
Who im looking for:
An outgoing female that is turned on by hate crimes, enjoys sex in cars and one who is not afraid to participate in oral sex in front of their parents.
About me:
I'm a 27 year old male, in good shape and outgoing. I'm cooler than most and funnier then the rest. I enjoy drinking, insulting fat people and picking up women in bars only to have them clean my apartment. I like dining out, throwing things at immigrants and going to outreach programs for rape victims wearing a "just say no" t-shirt and pass out my phone number.
However, before being expelled from the site I did get 5 matches from interested women(obviously victims of sexual abuse and major codependent issues) but 'Interested' none the less...haha Take THAT E-harmony!
Thursday, June 4, 2009
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