REALLY COOL THINGS

All of these things are really cool and if you want to be cool you should have or do them:

Tattoos!
Harley Davidsons!
Pleated Pants!
DENNIS RODMAN!
Blowout Haircuts!
Tiny DOOOOGS!
MMA TRAINING!
AFFLICTION HAAATS!
Constantly Updated STATI on FACEBOOOK!
Ventless SUIT JACKETS!
RVCA TEE SHIRTS!
Sandals with JEANS!
HAIRGEL!
A BARTENDING JOB! And a superficial SUPREMACY COMPLEX ABOUT IT! MAKE MY DRINK AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!
MILKSHAKES NIGGA!
MULTIPLE REPEATEDDD LETTERSSSS AND CAPS LOCK!
Hammers!
Arrogance when you cant even do your laundry, define sartorial, name the members of operation ivy, pay your rent, explain the single complication of a BELL AND ROSS BR01, ASSEMBLE A CPU FROM SCRATCH, download microsoft office FO FREE, do 100 push UPS, navigate yourself to a location you have only been once, PATCH A FLAT TIRE in a PARKING LOT, ROOF A HOUSE, perform a multi-level sort on excel, hit a BASE BALL, do a back FLIP, point out any girl and get her number, discern automatic MOVEMENT from QUARTZ, BUILD A DECK, name the atomic make up of a CARBOHYDRATE, differentiate ERMENEGILDO ZEGNA from HELMUT LANG and know how to determine the authenticity of either, dissasemble and REASSEMBLE a HK USP .40 compact, understand the works of MARQUES de SADE, fuck yourself im done