Some anti-American Scottish hippies are making a video game called Rendition: Guantanamo Bay. Normally one would think this to be a Tetris-type game where instead of trying to fit blocks, L pieces, and the ever elusive straight piece, you stack up naked prisoners like a pyramid, just like in the real Guantanamo. Needless to say, I was sorely disappointed when I saw the game was from the prisoner's POV.
As you can tell from the trailer, the graphics look like they are from a high school 3D animation class, and the music makes this guy an automatic hero, even if it does copy, almost exactly, the theme from Requiem for a Dream. The story goes like this: the main character is arrested for being an alleged Al-Qaeda member and 3 years later he gets a mysterious message telling him that he has a son. So what's the logical thing to do? Have Big Bob pack you a cockmeat sandwich for the road and bust out of course! It's that easy. If I was him, I would have asked for a DNA test from Maury Povich before I went through the trouble of breaking out of Gitmo, but then again I'm a worrier.
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