Ugh-Mazing

Only in America, can statutory rape make you famous.


In case you forgot, Mary Kay Letourneau is that 6th grade teacher who did a 7 1/2 year bit for knockin' boots with one of her students. She even got impregnated by her dark skinned Adonis ( I think he's probably Samoan) - TWICE!! Four years ago the couple sealed the deal with some wedding vows, so old crust-e-box could get "Da Dick" on a regular basis, it had to be pretty good if it was worth 7 1/2 years.

Fast forward to the present: A bar out in Seattle is having their third "Hot For Teacher Night" hosted by none other than Miss Letourneau (47) and DJed by her husband and former student, Vili Fualaau (26).

So you heard it here folks, if you're having trouble getting into the events hosting/DJ industry, a little statutory rape could go along way.

I think even David Lee Roth would go flaccid when this news story plays on the TV at whichever spandex store he's currently fondling his junk in....maybe not.

Heres a link if you want more.