I wrote this yesterday, but didn't get the chance to post it. The moral of this story is that I hate unfit fuckface parents. Wear condoms.

This morning, as I tumbled out of bed and stumbled out of bedroom, I was greeted with a dozen talking heads lamenting the disappearance of a small child. Her name was Julia Rakoczy and she was 9 years old. Julia and her mother, Bonnie Sweeten, were rear-ended by two black men (of course) in mid-morning traffic and placed in the trunk of a Cadillac, according to a 911 call made by Ms. Sweeten.
Never mind the fact that anybody who spent more than 4 minutes plotting a kidnapping would think to confiscate the hostage’s cell-phone. I would imagine that’s the first thing you do. Never mind the fact that a fender-bender, like the one Ms. Sweeten described, would leave behind a mess of glass, metal and skid-marks that were nowhere to be found. Never mind the fact that a traffic accident occurring at an intersection in a wealthy Philadelphia suburb would be recorded on a number of security cameras.
Never mind the facts..... that’s what Bonnie Sweeten did. The dumb bitch created an incident that would legally require her daughter’s face to be plastered on every television screen in the country. With such publicity surrounding them, you’d think she would go underground. Maybe she would rent an RV under a fake name and hide out in Topeka or lay low in a roadside motel outside Biloxi. Wherever her next move took her, it would have to be to a place where they could be inconspicuous. Not a place full of police, people and cameras..... like Disney World. Definitely not Disney World.
But that’s where Bonnie Sweeten chose to disembark and, for that, I’m grateful. Now, a child is a little safer and a first-class jackass is staring prison in the face. I don’t care that she sent police on a wild-goose chase, not that police in the greater-Philadelphia area have nothing to do. I don’t care that she violated the sanctity of Disney World. Shit, that place is Club Med for pedophiles. Club Ped, if you will......
I do care, however, when a child’s welfare is put at risk by a fool’s logic. That bitch needs go away for awhile. A child should not have to go through life without her mother but something tells me she’s better off, in this case.