Friday, May 29, 2009

Fastest Prick in the West



This dude is ridiculous. His name is Bob Munden, and he's an arrogant douche. Granted the guy is amazing with a six-shooter, he doesn't have the right to have an ego almost on par with Kanye West. But for all the shit I talk about the guy, I am very impressed with his speed. It takes a lot of practice and dedication to be that fast. If Massachusettes didn't have such mega strict gun laws, I would be inspired to go outside and practice my quick-draw until I blew off a finger, or until all the birds that live in the tree above my car were dead. He goes on to say that he holds all 18 world records in the sport of fast-draw. But some research led to the conclusion that he does not. Nor is there any source willing to verify any records of any kind. Not even the South Western Combat Pistol League can provide any factual history of competitions and record breaking shooting. The SWCPL seems to be the foremost authority on shooting balloons, which is what all their competitions are composed of. Too bad this guy wasn't born 200 years ago when real gun-slingers ruled the West. I'm sure he would have been legendary, but probably still a prick.

0 comments:

Post a Comment