I really didn't want to start posting this kind of shit, but it's too amazing. Liquid Generation has done us all a favor by compiling the ten most impressive specimens from daytime television's biggest whore. Maury has made a permanent niche for himself by showcasing America's most abundant source of entertainment: other people's fucked up lives. His formula is absolutely flawless, but seeing all these clips back to back made me start to wonder whether this crap might be scripted. These girls are way too amped about crack cocaine and illegitimate children. Each girl's intensely shot introductory monologue is so similar in content to the next. A few even say they are "gang related". What gang member calls them self "gang related"? I can just imagine Maury and his producers sipping coffee from hollowed out baby skulls and compiling lists of each guests negative attributes/points of pride. I'm sure they don't actually embellish the truth; they just make sure that each girl doesn't forget crucial lines like: "I'm gonna dress my baby in all brand names, and if I can't support it I'ma sell it!".
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